Don't Stop Me Now

So, the past 9 hours have been fantasticmagicalawesomesause. JENNY AND JON SUCK AND WILL BE SHUNNED. Maybe not Jenny because she has boobs. But seriously. Fail on you both. ANYWHO. Highlights will include Heather-and-Jason-special-bonding-time, seeing Saraboo, ROCKY, Britt’s hat, drunk Paul, naked Keely, random sexy times with Snowy in a parking lot, IHOP, police men, ranting, Ke$ha, and drugs. SUCK ON THAT.

lickystickypickyme:

I can’t even grasp this. I google image search Dick Cheney to look for a recent picture of him.

This came up.
The end

Best thing EVER.

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thedailywhat:

Scrapped Spec Series of the Day: Jeffrey Thomas and Celeste Green were commissioned to create a Clone High-style spec series for DC, which re-imagines the characters of the Batman universe as freshmen at “Gotham High.”

According to Jeff and Celeste, “the project got lost in the sea of all the other Batman related projects in the works,” but some concept art and a synopsis managed to make it through before the plug was pulled.

Synopsis below; concept art here.

We all go through incredible changes as teenagers: growth spurts, bad skin, a sudden insatiable need to uphold justice and avenge your murdered parents…. Well, that is if you’re Bruce Wayne. As if being a freshman at Gotham High wasn’t tough enough, Bruce’s insomnia and technological fascinations are taking their toll. Instead of spending his time studying, he has begun to obsess over an emerging personality trait: Batman. But under the watchful eye of his guardian and steward, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce is forced to put his intelligence to good use: graduating high school. But given his classmates, can Bruce survive Gotham High?

[comicsalliance.]

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thedailywhat:

xkcd.

(alt: This also guarantees he won’t be one of the ones to get a bobcat.)

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dailybunny:

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thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, In Texas of the Day: For posterity.

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